HAY OR HIGH WATER Graphic T-Shirt | S7 farmers edition
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## HAY OR HIGH WATER
When life gives you two questionable options, dress appropriately for both.
Custom Apparel Policy: All S7 custom and made-to-order apparel is final sale and cannot be returned, exchanged or refunded. This does not apply to items received damaged, defective or incorrect.
This original S7 graphic T-shirt transforms a familiar expression into an impeccably literal visual joke. The front features **HAY OR HIGH WATER** in ornate heritage-inspired lettering, complete with a richly detailed golden hay bale and rising water.
Turn around and the punchline arrives: dramatically cropped high-water trousers, patterned socks and beautifully overqualified cobbler-style brogues standing confidently in the flood.
The finishing declaration says it all:
**PREPARED FOR EITHER.**
### Design Details
* Elaborate **HAY OR HIGH WATER** front artwork
* Golden hay, copper accents and deep-water tones
* Comically short high-water trousers across the back
* Patterned socks and vintage brogue shoes
* **PREPARED FOR EITHER.** back inscription
* Coordinated double-sided graphic design
* Original S7 statement piece
Sophisticated from a distance. Completely ridiculous upon inspection.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sizing Reference
The following size conversions are provided as a general reference. Fit and sizing may vary by designer, style, and construction. For additional assistance, our concierge team is available to help.
Women | Men | Footwear | Men’s Belts | Women’s Belts
Women’s Apparel
| US Size | IT Size | EU Size | JP Size | CN Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | 36 | 32 | 5 | 155/76A |
| 2 | 38 | 34 | 7 | 155/80A |
| 4 | 40 | 36 | 9 | 160/84A |
| 6 | 42 | 38 | 11 | 165/88A |
| 8 | 44 | 40 | 13 | 170/92A |
| 10 | 46 | 42 | 15 | 175/96A |
| 12 | 48 | 44 | 17 | 175/100A |
| 14 | 50 | 46 | 19 | 180/104A |
Men’s Apparel
| US Size | IT Size | EU Size | JP Size | CN Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 44 | 44 | S | 165/84A |
| S | 46 | 46 | M | 170/88A |
| M | 48 | 48 | L | 175/92A |
| L | 50 | 50 | LL | 180/96A |
| XL | 52 | 52 | 3L | 185/100A |
| XXL | 54 | 54 | 4L | 190/104A |
Footwear — Size Conversion
| EU | US Women | US Men | UK | IT | JP (cm) | CN |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35 | 5 | 3.5 | 2.5 | 35 | 22 | 220 |
| 36 | 5.5 | 4 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 225 |
| 36.5 | 6 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 36.5 | 23 | 230 |
| 37 | 6.5 | 5 | 4 | 37 | 23.5 | 235 |
| 38 | 7 | 5.5 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 240 |
| 38.5 | 7.5 | 6 | 5 | 38.5 | 24.5 | 245 |
| 39 | 8 | 6.5 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 250 |
| 40 | 8.5 | 7 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 255 |
| 40.5 | 9 | 7.5 | 6.5 | 40.5 | 26 | 260 |
| 41 | 9.5 | 8 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 265 |
| 42 | 10 | 8.5 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 270 |
| 42.5 | 10.5 | 9 | 8 | 42.5 | 27.5 | 275 |
| 43 | 11 | 9.5 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 280 |
| 44 | 11.5 | 10 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 285 |
| 44.5 | 12 | 10.5 | 9.5 | 44.5 | 29 | 290 |
| 45 | 12.5 | 11 | 10 | 45 | 29.5 | 295 |
| 46 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 46 | 30 | 300 |
| 47 | 13.5 | 12.5 | 11.5 | 47 | 30.5 | 305 |
| 48 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 48 | 31 | 310 |
Most luxury footwear uses EU sizing. Always refer to the designer’s fit notes, as sizing may vary slightly by brand and style.
How to Measure Your Foot
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Place your foot flat on a piece of paper against a wall.
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Mark the tip of your longest toe.
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Measure the distance from the wall to the mark in centimeters (cm).
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Match that measurement to the JP (cm) column in the chart above.
Example explanation you could place below the chart:
The JP column represents foot length in centimeters. If your foot measures approximately 25 cm, you would typically wear EU 39 / US Women 8. Because designer sizing can vary slightly, this method provides the most accurate reference when selecting luxury footwear.
👔 Men’s Belt Size Conversion
| US Waist (in) | EU / IT Belt Size | Waist (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 28–30 | 85 | 71–76 |
| 30–32 | 90 | 76–81 |
| 32–34 | 95 | 81–86 |
| 34–36 | 100 | 86–91 |
| 36–38 | 105 | 91–97 |
| 38–40 | 110 | 97–102 |
| 40–42 | 115 | 102–107 |
| 42–44 | 120 | 107–112 |
👗 Women’s Belt Size Conversion
| US Size | US Waist (in) | EU / IT Belt Size | Waist (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 24–26 | 75 | 61–66 |
| S | 26–28 | 80 | 66–71 |
| M | 28–30 | 85 | 71–76 |
| L | 30–32 | 90 | 76–81 |
| XL | 32–34 | 95 | 81–86 |
| XXL | 34–36 | 100 | 86–91 |
For personalized sizing guidance, our concierge team is available to assist with any questions before purchase.
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Return Eligibility
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Return Window
For orders delivered within the United States, return requests must be initiated within 10 calendar days of delivery.
For orders delivered within the European Union and other international destinations, return requests must be initiated within 14 calendar days of delivery.
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