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by Adriano Justin Capuano (Author)
This special edition of the very popular book 'You can't polish a turd ' contains an even bigger list of the funniest English phrases and a picture quiz to help you check your learning with even more fun or set up a quiz to enjoy with your family and friends No doubt, the English really have a good sense of humour However, did you know that their language itself is absolutely hilarious? Beyond the phrase 'It's raining cats and dogs ', often taught in French schools, the English language abounds with hilarious phrases and, for some of them, very cheeky (not to say rude), that this book invites you to discover. What do you think the English mean when they say: 'I've got a bee in my bonnet' or' We can't polish a turd ' or even 'She's dog's bollocks, this girl '? The phrases are introduced in context through five hilarious anecdotes depicting two young Frenchies' trip to discover England. There is a glossary in both languages after each story to help you check and appreciate the meaning of these phrases selected with care. This book is aimed at adult readers with a good sense of humour and/or an interest in the English language and culture. The ideal gift for your family or friends. Also the perfect guide for College or University students in need of a motivational boost in their English studies Whilst this version is mainly aimed at French speaking readers, there is another version available for international readers entitled 'Drunk like a fish '. There is also a version all in French 'On ne peut pas polir une crotte Special edition' for less advanced readers who would still like to appreciate the English sense of humour. Sans aucun doute, les anglais ont vraiment le sens de l'humour Mais saviez-vous que leur langue elle-m me, est mourir de rire ? Bien au-del de l'expression Il pleut des chats et des chiens couramment enseign e dans les coles fran aises, l'anglais regorge d'expressions hilarantes et, pour certaines, tr s polissonnes, que ce livre vous invite d couvrir. D'apr s vous, que veulent dire les anglais quand ils disent: J'ai une abeille dans le bonnet ou On ne peut pas polir une crotte ou bien encore C'est les couilles du chien, cette gonzesse Aucune connaissance de l'anglais n'est n cessaire pour appr cier ce livre car les expressions sont traduites litt ralement en fran ais et present es en contexte travers cinq anecdotes hilarantes ( crites en fran ais) d peignant le voyage de deux jeunes fran ais la d couverte de l'Angleterre. Un glossaire dans les deux langues est aussi fourni apr s chaque histoire pour vous aider deviner et appr cier le sens de ces expressions selectionn es avec soin. Ce livre est destin aux lecteurs adultes poss dant un bon sens de l'humour et/ou un int r t pour la langue et la culture anglaise. C'est le cadeau id al pour faire rire la famille et les amis. Il existe une autre version totalement en fran ais pour les lecteurs moins avanc s dans cette langue, intitul e 'On ne peut pas polir une crotte Special edition' aussi disponible sur tous les sites amazon. Le guide parfait pour les tudiants d'anglais en mal de motivation
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