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by Ina Silvert Hillebrandt (Author), Uncle Dan Silvert (Author), Eldon Dedini (Illustrator)
Low cal tips like "Lay off fried people" make "You Are Who You Eat" the ideal weight loss guide for anyone - cannibal and civilian alike - who has trouble stopping after that first bite. And for people who relish cannibal jokes. Mouth-watering illustrations, previously unpublished, are by the late "Playboy," "Esquire," and "The New Yorker" cartoonist Dedini. Former chubby teen-cum-consultant-to-Weight Watchers Ina Silvert Hillebrandt created the diet and cooking tips, along with ideas to nourish the inner cannibal while slimming down. Uncle Dan tossed social satire into the pot -- his recipe for skewered presidents is to die for, and this cooking tip, "Use Oil of Olé when sautéeing Spaniards," makes so much sense when you see how he fleshes it out. HONORS Publisher Pawpress is proud to note that in February 2016, "You Are Who You Eat" was added to the collection of The Billy Ireland Cartoon Libraries & Museum at Ohio State University, where a number of original cartoons featuring Dedini's signature luscious women and lascivious men, along with other art, are housed. REVIEWS "OMG! To all my Facebook peeps ? you've got to try this diet! It's the original Paleo!" Marcy Hanson, Planet's Best Diets Blogger "This is so true!...Wait a minute. Is this tongue in cheek? Whose tongue? Whose cheek?" Oswella Parsons, Housewife, Patterson, NJ "Mighty tasty!" Larry Yurdin, President, Yurdin Entertainment "My guests and I laughed ourselves silly. Well, I did. My guests stopped when they saw the way my hot tub's tricked out." Harry Hanson, Event Planner, Albuquerque, NM "I've already lost 10 pounds. This is the way to profile perps!" Francis Ragout, Police Detective, New York, NY "Cannibal jokes? Ewwww! ....Have you heard the one about why Cannibals don't like clowns? They taste funny." #SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreCannibals At last a diet that makes sense!" The Donner Party "Tch, tch..This is terrible. I love it!" Ron Levitt, Citibank "Very Viennese...Light, airy, but with an edge." Al Gollin, The Newspaper Advertising Bureau "The authors really put their hearts in it!" John Bragin, Educator, UCLA "A work that is not all in vein." Helcio Milito, Percussionist "It won't cost an arm and a leg!" Alfred Packer, Film Star
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