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by Cooper The Pooper (Author)
Would you rather read a book to a dog or read a book by a dog?
It's a no-brainer for most kids: who doesn't want to read a hilarious book written by a hysterical hound?
The first book of its kind, Would You Rather Book for Kids is Cooper the Pooper's first volume of side-splitting riddles designed to invoke fun and hilarity for the whole family.
If there's one thing dogs are good at, it's tracking things down, and Cooper has sniffed out the best questions in the world to inspire family fun and bonding that never gets old.
Packed with over 200 "Would you rather?" questions, this is a book that will fire up your kids' imaginations and have them in stitches as they choose whether they'd rather have fingernails for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingernails (just one tiny example from a wealth of mind-bending questions).
Families itching for more than hours spent in front of the TV can look forward to whole evenings of hilarity as everyone tries to imagine having ears made of cheese, never being able to say words that start with the letter 'B' again, or having to fight a leopard.
Watch what can happen after just a few rounds of ridiculous questions -- your kids will start coming up with their own, their imaginations running wild and their vocabulary and reasoning skills bursting at the seams.
Look forward to real fun created by nothing but the imagination as you pick question after question to challenge the brain and get the engines roaring.
In Would You Rather Book for Kids, you'll find the ultimate exercise in family bonding. You'll discover:
● 200+ hilarious questions to get the whole family roaring with laughter
● A fun way to get kids' brains whirring without ever mentioning the word 'homework'
● A diverse range of challenging questions organized by theme
● The most fun way to start a conversation your family will ever find
● Questions that inspire different answers every time you read them
● Fuel for kids' parties, playdates, car journeys, and any other scenario where you fear hearing the dreaded words, "I'm bored "
● Scenarios so silly not even your teens will be able to resist getting sucked in
● A sure-fire way to prepare for any eventuality -- no matter how bizarre
And much more.
If you're looking for inspiration to peel your kids away from their devices and find something fun that will include the whole family, "Would you rather?" questions are your answer -- and Cooper has come up with the very best.
Show your kids how much fun they can really have with nothing but a book and their imaginations.
There's just one rule: they have to answer -- Every. Single. Question.
No matter how gross it is...
If you're looking for off-the-wall family fun that never gets old, scroll up and click "Add to Cart" right now.
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