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by Timothy Lim (Author), Mark Pellegrini (Author), Brett R. Smith (Author)
Join Thump--an unassuming, unconventional, and utterly unstoppable bunny--as he campaigns his way across the USA, overcoming the competition and hopping straight into the White House
"Everything about this makes me laugh." - Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert Whether you want to share the story of Trump's amazing election with your children or grandchildren, or you just want a callback to your own childhood, THUMP is the perfect retelling of the unforgettable race of 2016. In the year 2016, with a hop, skip and jump, A candidate stormed the stage: A bunny named Thump His goal is nothing less than to become President And to make America great for each resident But his campaign trail is fraught with challenge and peril, Attacked on all sides by fiends ferocious and feral There are traitors and crooks and old establishment guard And rabid media watchdogs unchained from their yard Will the winningest of bunnies take his greatest stand And find his way to the highest office in the land? We won't spoil it for you here, but you might have a guess... Come join Thump and his party on the road to success "Deplorable, but adorable. I love these drawings and believe that every true Trumper should have one on their coffee table to confound whatever liberal friends they have left." (Chuck Dixon, Author of the New York Times #1 Bestsellers, Clinton Cash: A Graphic Novel and The Forgotten Man: Graphic Edition) "Thump and his friends are so adorable you just want to grab them by the ears." (Lisa De Pasquale, Author of The Social Justice Warrior Handbook and I Wish I Might) "The illustrations in this book are fantastic And Thump the Bunny reminds me of someone, I just can't put my finger on it." (Tom Shillue, host of The Tom Shillue Show and author of Mean Dads for a Better America) "The journey of a patriotic rabbit (Thump) battling the forces attempting to destroy the country he loves, and his willingness to jump whatever obstacles he must to Make America Great Again. Your kids will love it, so will you " (Scott McEwen, #1 New York Times Bestselling Co-Author of American Sniper and the Nationally Bestselling Sniper Elite Series of novels)Author Biography
Timothy Lim
The art of Timothy Lim has been featured on licensed merchandise for companies such as Marvel, Lucasfilm, and Hasbro. He has contributed cover art for a variety of books by IDW, including Back to the Future, TMNT, Universe, Street Fighter X GI Joe, and Optimus Prime. You can also see his art in Udon's series of "Tribute" art books and Street Fighter Vs. Darkstalkers. He currently resides between Arkansas and Texas with his wife and five rabbits. Mark Pellegrini Mark Pellegrini is a creative consultant and writer for NINJAINK, LLC and his collaborations with Timothy Lim have been published by IDW and UDON studios. As a freelance featured writer, his articles and creative works have been published by such websites as Adventures in Poor Taste, Comics Alliance, Ain't it Cool News, and io9. You can find more of his writing at TMNT Eternity. He currently resides in the red state of Arkansas with his cat. Brett R. Smith Brett R. Smith is a professional commercial artist working in the graphic novel industry as an editor & creative director, a color artist in the comic book industry, a storyboard artist in the advertising industry, and a graphic artist for multiple clients. He holds a B.F.A. in Animation. Smith has contributed to multiple premier properties and licenses including, The Avengers, Batman, Superman, Guardians of the Galaxy, Hulk, Heineken, Chase Bank, Miller Beer, Cheerios, Birds Eye, and many others. Smith was a co-adapter, editor, and creative director for the New York Times #1 bestseller, Clinton Cash: A Graphic Novel.- ✔ Authenticity Guaranteed — Verified Designer Goods
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