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by Michael Rosenbaum (Author), Heath McKenzie (Illustrator)
Michael Rosenbaum has an amazing talent: he can make his farts sounds like all sorts of things!
This noisy book with 11 sounds will have kids cackling as little Michael saves the day with his special skill. Everybody has a special skill or talent that they're proud of. Michael Rosenbaum's just happens to be farting. Bullfrogs, fireworks, alarm clocks... little Michael can do farts that sound like all of them! So how can he put his special skill to good use? This hilarious book with fart sounds is guaranteed to have kids laughing out loud!Author Biography
Meet Michael Rosenbaum: Or as he likes to refer to himself as... the guy that you probably don't know by name, but when you see my face you might say "oh, that guy from that thing."
Michael Rosenbaum has shared the screen with Bradley Cooper, Kristen Bell, Charlize Theron, Steve Martin, Clint Eastwood and many others. He's acted in over 20 feature films, including Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Urban Legend, Bringing down the House, and more. He's known for portraying what many journalists, fans and the late Stan Lee believed to be the best Lex Luthor. Rosenbaum shaved his head and transformed himself for the role for seven seasons on the smash hit Smallville. He is a successful comedian and also the writer and lead singer for the band "Sun Spin", and is the host of two popular podcasts - Inside of You and Talkville. Heath McKenzie lives and works in a very small suburb in Melbourne, Australia and has worked with numerous clients and publishers worldwide. Along with illustration (which he's been doing professionally since 2003) and writing (which he's been getting away with since 2013) he's managed to sneak in the odd bit of design work along the way. When not drawing he's busily helping raise a little family with his lovely wife, collecting an unnecessary amount of toys and books and occasionally attempting ambitious culinary feats in the kitchen.He also enjoys possibly a bit too much tea.
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