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by Felix Fartbaum Jnr (Author)
Farts! Like it or not kids love books about farting and author Felix Fartbaum brings an hilarious new approach to the subject of noxious gas eruptions that children of all ages will just love! The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book is so much more than a list of fart noises and names for different fart types! As it name suggests this is a book that contains lots of help for kids so that they can use their own toxic odors to go out and prank the world! Take a look at the fun inside the book: - Why Write A Fart Book? ( About Felix Fartbaum Jnr) - Foods That Help Percolate The LOUDEST & STINKIEST Farts - Understanding Fart SOS - Your Fart Prank Ranking Guide - Fart Dare #1- Kindergarten: "Pull MY Finger Revisited!" - Fart Dare #2 - Fart Bombing Your Family At Peak Hour - Fart Dare #3 - The Who Dunnit? Challenge - Fart Dare #4 - SBD Sneak Up - Fart Dare #5 - There Is Strength In Numbers - FART WORD DICTIONARY While this book is fairly and squarely aimed at self reading kids in the 7-11 years category, children of all ages will enjoy sharing the hilarious tales troubles and dares of Felix Fartbaum when the book is read with an adult. Hit the orange Buy Now Button and start reading the fartabulous, fartastic adventures of Felix Fartbaum Jnr!
Author Biography
Meet Felix Fartbaum Jnr, Master Fart Blower and esteemed author of "The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book!" Born with an incredible ability to create the most fartabulous gass eruptions on the planet Felix believes that every kid should learn how to Squeeze 'em, Deal 'em, Drop 'em and Run while they can still get away with it. In his latest offering "The Super Smelly Fart dare Book" you will find lots of information on how to help your body make the smelliest farts ever...and how to drop 'em as a deadly surprise and escape undetected. There are five hilarious dares in this book that any kid with a little imagination should be able to deal and get away with without getting detected. Are you ready for some stinky fartabulous fun?
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