✔ 100% Money-Back Guarantee on Eligible Items
✔ Prices Displayed in Your Local Currency
✔ Final Price = No Surprise Import Fees
✔ Complimentary Insured Worldwide Shipping on Qualifying Orders
✔ Select Collector & Specialty Pieces May Require Secured Delivery Handling
by Lashundra L. Wigfall (Author), Lala (Author)
Eli Ness proves that he can handle the new responsibility of being fourteen by babysitting and being more hands-on with his siblings. They end up meeting Lady Cray Cray and getting the inside scoop of why she is so odd. GrandPop Monster Joe scares up some fun all along the way while Eli does his all to be the best big brother to his four siblings. Eli ends up taking his little acorn brother trick or treating and before they make it back home he ends up having to return with a naked acorn instead. Eli wants to prove to his folks that he is responsible enough to throw his big birthday bash. Eli introduces us to his family from his point of view. This book of fiction takes you on a hilarious journey with the crazy Ness gang. This family of seven loves, lives, and laughs. Come and travel through the chapters and let your imagination paint the adventures on your mental canvas.
Author Biography
Author of children's illustrated book Keepin On, The Naked Acorn, and Why Do You Care About My Hair?, LaShundra a.k.a. Ms. LaLa was born in Panama City, FL and grew up in Omaha, NE. She has always wanted there to be more books based on black American families. Using her natural love to laugh and entertain, Ms. LaLa uses a lot of humorous situations and dialogues in her books. She incorporates life and the bible in her comedic situations where the children are praying their way through a time or two (or three). Currently residing and teaching in Oklahoma, she loves her large family, wonderful friends and supporters, students, and being surrounded by her little four legged friends. She has four crumb snatchers of her own. Married since 2001 they have added to their lovely family various animals both common and uncommon. Although they seem to live in the zoo, everyday is an adventure and another memory to add to the mental pallet. Ms. LaLa loves teaching, writing and a good laugh. Join her on her journey, laugh, and well...live a little, live a lot. Above all cherish your blessings and keep on keeping on.
- In stock, ready to ship
- ✔ Authenticity Guaranteed — Verified Designer Goods
- ✔ Sourced from Authorized European/U.S. Luxury Distributors
- ✔ Secure Checkout — SSL Encrypted Payments
- ✔ Fast Global Delivery — 3–11 Business Days
- ✔ Easy Returns on Eligible Items
- ✔ 100% Money-Back Guarantee — Full Refund if Not Satisfied
AUTHENTICITY GUARANTEED
Reserved for you — complete your purchase to secure this piece.
OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED RESELLER
Discover Officially Authorized Authentic Items at STORE7994.com - Certificates Available on Request!
Independently verified for store quality and customer safety.
Trust score: 91/100
All designer items offered by STORE 7994 are sourced from trusted luxury distributors and verified through independent authentication services.
Learn how STORE 7994 authenticates luxury items
Guaranteed Authentic — Includes Brand Documentation & Third-Party Verification Options.
Shipping information
- Free Shipping* on all orders over $300 USD to most countries* Estimated delivery: 2-5 business days Mon-Sat to U.S., CA, EU etc.
- Tracking available: DHL Express
- Store 7994 Shipping policy
- Global delivery in 3–9 business days (location dependent).
- Free Worldwide Shipping $300+. International duties & VAT are calculated by destination country and may be collected upon delivery. UK orders are subject to 20% import VAT upon delivery.
Our innovation isn’t just in the brands we carry — it’s in the way we connect them. From our automation engine that keeps collections globally updated to our commitment to authenticity-first presentation, STORE 7994 exists where timeless design meets modern precision.
Every product we offer is:
Elevated · Intentional · Exclusive · Authentic
STORE 7994 is an authorized reseller of luxury fashion houses. Certificates and proof of authenticity are available to brand owners and partners upon request.
Returns & Refunds
We want you to shop with confidence at STORE 7994. If your purchase does not meet expectations, eligible items may be returned under the conditions below.
Return Eligibility
Items must be unused, unworn, and in original condition with all tags, packaging, and accessories included. Items showing any signs of wear or damage will not be accepted.
Return Window
Return requests must be made within 14 days of delivery.
Return Shipping
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the item is defective, damaged, or incorrect.
Luxury Items
Items valued over $1,000 may be subject to a 7% restocking fee upon approved return.
Non-Returnable Items
For hygiene and product integrity reasons, the following items are final sale once opened or used:
• Underwear
• Fragrances
• Any worn or used items
Made-to-Order Items
Custom-designed products, including STORE 7994 hoodies, are made exclusively for each customer and are final sale. These items are not eligible for return or exchange unless defective or incorrect.
If you receive a defective or incorrect item, please contact us and we will make it right.
International Shipping & Duties
Many of our products ship directly from trusted international partners. Any applicable customs duties or import taxes are calculated at checkout and are non-refundable, even if the item is returned.
Returns & Associated Fees
All approved returns are subject to a $24 return processing fee. For international orders, duties, taxes, and return fees will be deducted from the original payment.
Shipping Policy
Complimentary shipping is offered on orders over $300. Orders below this threshold are subject to standard shipping rates at checkout.
