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80+ Hikes, 1 Book! Chubsters can finally shake the dreaded "few steps behind" feeling when venturing outdoors with The Fat Ass Guide to Hiking: Yellowstone National Park. This essential guidebook realistically grades hikes for the average person, exploring the incredible trails of America's best-loved national park in easy-to-understand Fat Ass Friendly and Forget It, Fat Ass formats.Written for active chubsters, families with kids, and anyone with less than Olympian capabilities, this one-of-a-kind wild guide offers a stress-free glimpse into the amazing trails of a wondrous land full of breathtaking scenery, unique geology, and fascinating history. With stories of hiking trips gone awry and practical witticisms, The Fat Ass Guide to Hiking: Yellowstone National Park whips up a perfect blend of entertainment and must-have knowledge for casual travelers and spirited adventurers alike!This especially thorough guide includes hiking strategies, wildlife safety tips, trail coordinates, trail maps, photographs, eating options, camping information, fishing adventures, attraction highlights, and accessible trails.Hiking areas covered include Mammoth Hot Springs and North Entrance Area; Tower-Roosevelt, Lamar Valley, and Northeast Entrance Area; Norris Area; Madison and West Entrance Area; Canyon Village and Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone River Area; Old Faithful Area; Fishing Bridge, Bridge Bay, Lake Village, West Thumb and East Entrance Area; and Grant Village and South Entrance Area.Attractions include Lower Terraces, Tower Fall, Steamboat Geyser, Grand Prismatic Spring, Old Faithful, Artists Paintpots, West Thumb Geyser Basin, Mud Volcano, Sulphur Caldron, Fishing Cone, Natural Bridge, Upper Geyser Basin, Midway Geyser Basin, Lower Geyser Basin, Black Sand Basin, Biscuit Basin, Norris Geyser Basin, Lone Star Geyser, Boiling River, Upper Falls, Lower Falls, the Yellowstone River, Shoshone Lake, Lewis Lake, Heart Lake, the Northern Range, Petrified Tree, Slough Creek, Artist Point and many more!
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