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The Complete Bullshit-Free and Totally Tested Writing Guide: How To Make Publishers, Agents, Editors & Readers Fall In Love With Your Work - Paperback

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by Gabe Berman (Author)

"How do I get published?" Following the successful publication of his book, Live Like A Fruit Fly, Gabe Berman is asked this question more than any other. Do you know why you don't know how to get published? Because nobody does. And that's why the idea of writing a book is so utterly overwhelming. There isn't a map. You're on your own. Until now. Questions For You: Do you feel destined to be one of the great writers? Are you writing a book? Are you self publishing? Are you looking for literary agents? Do you want to sell books on kindle? If a writer fails at making people fall in love with their words, none of it matters. The Complete Bullshit-Free and Totally Tested Writing Guide reveals what is needed. If your goal is to self publish, sign with a literary agent for traditional publishing, sell books on kindle or even write a captivating blog, Berman's bullshit-free new book is a required reading. A Personal Note From The Author: Get comfortable because I want to tell you something. Ready? You're extraordinary. Yes, I have the right person. You. The person reading these words right now: you're extraordinary. Regardless of how you may feel in this moment and regardless of what you may have heard in the past, you are in fact extraordinary. How do I know? Because you're a writer. And writers, the ones who write from the gut, are absolutely extraordinary. But why should you listen to what I have to say? That's a valid question. I'm obviously not Mark Twain or Ernest Hemingway. I'm just Gabe Berman. I was just another ordinary person on this planet of ours. But like you, I chose to be extraordinary. The butterfly flapped its wings. The universe was set into motion. I wrote for the Miami Herald for eight years. My book, Live Like a Fruit Fly-The Secret You Already Know, was endorsed by Deepak Chopra. Look inside and I'll share what I've learned with you. "This amazing little gem of a book should be added to every author's or aspiring author's bookshelf (or Kindle) of must-read writing books. In fact, any person who plans to create anything -- writing, music, art -- can learn from Berman's book. I wish I had this practical, no-nonsense guide when I first started writing." - Rachel Thompson, three-time Kindle bestselling author, Broken Pieces, Mancode: Exposed, A Walk In The Snark

Author Biography

In Live Like a Fruit Fly, Gabe Berman shares his recipe for living a more joyful, worthwhile, and abundant life in every way. A witty, entertaining, and insightful read. -Deepak Chopra, Author, The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success Gabe Berman is a native New Yorker who settled in South Florida after graduating from the University of Miami. An epiphany, a passion and a trail of breadcrumbs led him out of Corporate America and into a writing career. Currently, he's daydreaming about chocolate chip pancakes.

Number of Pages: 54
Dimensions: 0.11 x 7.99 x 5 IN
Publication Date: April 02, 2013
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