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by N. Jane Quackenbush (Author)

IS YOUR BED MADE?

IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN?

It better be! Or you'll be headed to The Children's Horrible House!

Sounds terrifying, right? I assure it, it is!!! ... not ... "that" ... "terrifying". Unless you're scared by untidy rooms, howling monsters, and night gardening ghosts who float around planting questionable flowers for mysterious uses. If that doesn't curl your nose hairs, what if I told you that The Children's Horrible House is the first book in series where you'll discover a silly spooky story with surprises around every corner?

Ever wonder what happens to kids who refuse to make their beds and clean their rooms?

You're not alone ... Holly Spinatsch, a curious and rebellious tomboy, found out when she was whisked away to The Children's Horrible House. On the bumpy bus ride, she meets Coriander, a determined lad on a quest for treasure. In Holly's search for kinship in this haunted jail-like mansion, she discovers a mystery lurking and breathing, crying out for discovery. However, when she and her friends attempt to solve the mystery, they uncover a secret that goes beyond space and time. During the children's stay, they learn about fascinating subjects like astronomy, meteorology, horticulture, Native American Folklore, the Farmer's Almanac, and even how to plant by the moon's lunar cycles. With their new found knowledge, the kids use these advanced STEM sciences to guide them in an attempt to solve who and what is haunting The Children's Horrible House.

DO YOU have what it takes to survive The Children's Horrible House?

Author Biography

N. Jane Quackenbush is a graduate of Palm Beach Atlantic University. She lives in a horrible house filled with mystery and fun in St. Augustine, Florida, a place she finds a lot of material by which she is inspired. A lot of the places mentioned in this book are based on actual haunted buildings, star-filled planetariums and magical gardens deep within The Nation's Oldest City. If you can find and name them, please let Ms. Quackenbush know by contacting her at www.hiddenwolfbooks.com. N. Jane Quackenbush has also written the following Children's Picture Books: The Rocket Ship Bed Trip The Pirate Ship Bed Trip The Afternoon Moon and many more in the works!

Number of Pages: 220
Dimensions: 0.5 x 8 x 5.25 IN
Publication Date: October 28, 2015
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