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by Mike Bender (Author), Chuck Dillon (Illustrator)
From the team behind The Most Serious Fart comes a hilarious and nosewarming story about digging deep to find the courage inside all of us!
Meet Beatrice. She's a very fearful booger, but when an allergy attack threatens to blow away her friends, she must become... The Bravest Booger! The book also includes over 100 hidden noses from legendary Highlights Hidden Pictures illustrator, Chuck Dillon.
"This is a delightful book. I loved the clever rhyming and the artwork was simple and conveyed with humor and fun. The Bravest Booger is a great adventure!" -Jim Lawson, artist, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"I was never a big fan of boogers. In fact, I used to call people I didn't like boogersnots. But this booger has won me over! Her bravery and love for her friends now makes "booger" a compliment. And now I have to find a new name for people I don't like, darnit. " -Karen McCullah, screenwriter of Legally Blonde and Ten Things I Hate About You
"A perfect follow-up to The Most Serious Fart. Mike and Chuck are masters at combining laugh-out-loud humor that really appeals to kids (and adults) with relevant life lessons. Snot too late to get in on the fun!" -Awnie, creator of Story Time at Awnie's House
"This book is an absolute hoot! It made me laugh out loud! The story and pictures are charming and what a wonderful message about courage! Mike and Chuck have another hit on their hands! This is a definite must read for all bookworms!" -Mrs. K, Mrs. K's Book Worm Adventures (YouTube)
"A fun, one-of-a-kind, laugh out loud story with a strong and clever booger heroine and phe-nose-menal illustrations!" -Arianna, reviewer @ariannaandher.books
"The Most Serious Fart blew me away - and for my grandkids, I will definitely pick The Bravest Booger. Yes, bodily functions are a cartoonist's comic gold and those of us who are inspired by them should outlive everyone else!" - Lynn Johnston, creator of the syndicated comic strip, For Better or For Worse
"Boogers, boogers everywhere! I mean, what kid won't giggle about a book featuring a caped crusader booger in a bouffant? Snotty noses and sneezes; this is such fun and clever storytelling. My grandkids will certainly love and laugh, and cheer for Beatrice." - Don Tate, award-winning author, illustrator
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