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by Scott Michael Nathan (Author)
The Big Book of Bad Decisions is a collection of tragicomic vignettes from the hilarious true adventures of Scott Michael Nathan, as he sets out to devour everything Hollywood has to offer - bad dates, worse roommates, A-list celebrities and porn stars, models, moguls, and mushrooms.
"Scott Nathan's life reads like an east of Doheny Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm not sure how he's made so many bad decisions but I'm glad he did so we can be entertained!"
- Zooey Deschanel
"Scott Nathan has been regaling me with his unspeakably filthy, raucous stories for decades now. I always wonder how he gets himself in these predicaments, but the truth is, he's a natural born misfit-magnet."
- Dita Von Teese
"I thought there was no way this redhead could get into so much mischief and debauchery but, lo and behold... it's all true. I often refer to Scott as a more charismatic, slightly more articulate Forrest Gump."
- Jack Osbourne
"I've known Scott Nathan for years and, I have to say, he has an almost preternatural gift for making bad decisions."
- Dr. Drew Pinsky
"At the CIA we laugh and cringe simultaneously- making Scott Nathan a national asset. Read this book and laugh until you cry. It's your patriotic duty."
-Laura Ballman, Former CIA Operations Officer
"Nathan can't throw for shit, but he's the only guy I know who can smash 100 MPH fastballs while on mushrooms. Great read!"
- Brad Penny, World Series Champion Pitcher
"After knowing Scott for years and reading his stories, I've come to realize he's a real deal rodeo cowboy trapped in a photographer's body."
- Luke Branquinho, PRCA World Steer Wrestling Champion
"Nathan lights like Caravaggio, writes like Hemingway, and screws like Siffredi."
- Charlotte Sartre, AVN Award Winner
ABOUT SCOTT
Scott Michael Nathan is a writer and raconteur living in Los Angeles. He is a top-10 podcast regular and favorite on social media.
Scott is also an award winning photographer, director, and video artist. His groundbreaking "Confessional" series opened to sellout crowds and critical acclaim at the prestigious Frieze Art Fair in LA in 2019.
(More at https: //baddecisionsbook.com.)
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