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by Adult Coloring Book (Author)
This swear word adult coloring book is the perfect way to calm down, relieve stress, and relax. It requires a sense humor and one who isn't offended by swear words. Color in the swear words you think of daily, but can't say to your dumbass boss, bitch neighbor, asswipe ex, you name it.
A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults
Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through
A Tear Out Page Is Included To Place Between Images And Further Avoid Bleed Through
Each Swear Word is Designed with Mandalas and Patterns
Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Relieving Stress
Each Coloring Page is 8.5 x 11 inches
A Variety of Pages To Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Whether You Are A Beginner, Intermediate, or Expert
Featuring 31 inappropriate swear words, these beautiful designs are a joy and fun to color.
- Each swear word is accompanied by mandalas and other patterns.
- 31 Original Designs Featuring Swear Words
- Something for Every Skill Level
- Single-Sided Pages
- A Tear Out Page to Place in Between Images So As to Avoid Bleed Through
- 8.5 x 11 inches frame size
- Printed on white paper
With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every maddening occasion Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier picks.
Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see a few of the words on the back.
What's Inside:
- Ass Clown
- Double Dumbass on You
- Ass Hat
- It's the circle of life. Or what I like to call Fuck City.
- Can I offer you a cup of I don't give a shit?
- Frack
- What an Ass
- Oh Bullshit
- Buckle Up Fucker
- Dumber than dog shit
- "You're an asshole," she told me. Thank you.
- Have a nice day. Now Fuck Off
- Bitch let it go
- Bippity Bobbity Damn
- Shit Shih Tzu
- Totally Fucked
- Crapsicle
- What Dumbshit thought that was a good idea?
- Fucked Up
- Boo Ya Ha And you thought it would be a curse word, dumbshit
- Oh, Gos Se
- Shove it up your ass.
- Shithead
- Shut the Fuck Up
- Frankenbitch
- Hey, Fuckhead
- None of your Gorram business
- I'd empathize, but I don't give a shit
- Bitchnugget
- Fucktard
Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you and color it in with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, or crayon.
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NOTE: This is an adult coloring book with adult language. It is recommended that you keep it away from children or anyone under the age of 18.
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