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by Kelly Knox (Author), Johnny Sampson (Illustrator)
A charmingly corny book of Star Wars-inspired dad jokes, perfect for geeky fathers, pun lovers, and sci-fi fans of any age.
What kind of stories do Wookiee parents tell at bedtime? Hairy tales. Why do the warriors of Mandalore leave their helmets on? It's Mandator-ian. A Jedi Master fights with a lightsaber, but a Jedi father wields the most powerful weapon of all: comedy. Fight the Sith with the knee-slapping, groan-inducing power of these Star Wars-inspired dad jokes or join the dark side and terrorize your family and friends with an army of bad puns. The perfect balance of hokey and wholesome, Star Wars: Dad Jokes is sure to slip through any defenses and have even the most serious of Padawans rolling their eyes. As Master Yoda might say: Laugh, you must! (c) & (TM) 2023 Lucasfilm Ltd. FAMILY FUN: Star Wars is nothing if not a family drama--after all, it boasts one of the most famous dads in movie history. This wholesome, light-hearted book taps into the same family-friendly appeal as Jeffrey Brown's Vader and Son series, with jokes that will delight parents and Star Wars fans of all ages. UNIVERSAL HUMOR: Like your old man's trusty baseball cap, dad jokes never go out of style. Jokes and puns continue to be a universal crowd-pleaser. This unique blend of corny and groan-inducing humor is guaranteed to make anyone laugh or, at the very least, shake their head in intergalactic wonder. STAR WARS GIFTS: Star Wars is the fandom that never sleeps. With frequent releases on Disney+ and a full calendar of social media holidays, including the annual "May the 4th Be With You" and "I am Your Father's Day" celebrations, you don't have to travel to a galaxy far, far away to find the perfect gifting moment for a Star Wars fan in your life. Perfect for:- Fans of Star Wars movies, books, and gifts
- Jokesters and pun lovers
- Father's Day gifts for dads, granddads, uncles, and parental figures
- Baby shower or new baby gift
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About the Author
Kelly Knox is a Seattle-based writer who contributes to the official websites of franchises like Star Wars, Marvel Comics, and DC Comics, as well as other pop culture sites. Before becoming a writer, Kelly was the MMORPG Star Wars Galaxies community manager. She loves creating original DIY and craft projects for all ages for starwars.com and the Star Wars Kids YouTube channel. About the Illustrator Johnny Sampson is an award-winning American cartoonist and illustrator based in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. His clients include Chronicle Books, MAD Magazine, The Stranger, The Reader, The New York Times, Vice Records, and Vienna Beef. He is a proud member of the National Cartoonists Society and is currently serving as the Chicago-Midwest Chapter Chair. When he's not hunched over a drawing table, he likes playing piano and guitar, and carving around in bowls on his skateboard.- In stock, ready to ship
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