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by Sarah Ordo (Author)
2019 UPDATED RE-RELEASE: Featuring an updated Author's Note Chapter.The road to sobriety is hard, and I don't intend to sugar coat any part of it for you. In this book I will take it back to the beginning. My life was that of a hardcore weekend binge drinker, one blackout night after another. I welcome you into my rock bottom moments, my losing all control, and my putting my life back together, piece by piece. Sober as F*** is a personal memoir of my first two years of sobriety, but it is not only about becoming sober from alcohol. I was forced to face and accept many sobering realities about myself along the way when I put down the bottle. Everything in my life had to be broken down to nothing in order to rebuild it from the ground up. I would have to acknowledge my unhealthy relationships with men, come to terms with depression and anxiety, and to realize that I had been drowning all of my issues and emotions away, one swig of vodka at a time. In the beginning of my sobriety, I looked for support in many places. All of the books and stories I found never fit what mine looked like. So this one is for all the people out there with stories like mine, looking for reassurance that there can be a light at the end of the tunnel. I was so desperate to find that kind of reassurance during my journey, so I hope my story can be that for you. To the millennial weekend binger, to the young woman so desperate to feel love, to the one losing all hope that things can get better ... This one is for you.
Author Biography
Sober as F*** is the first book by Sarah Ordo. Her personal YouTube channel (Sarah Ordo) and blog soberAF.com were the first places she began to share her story of sobriety when she noticed a flood of emails and messages from people wanting to connect and share their stories. She has shared all of her story in her personal memoir. Her goal is to provide hope, comfort, and reassurance to those struggling down the road that she has been down as well.
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