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by Daris Howard (Author)

These stories are similar to Chicken Soup for the Soul or O.Henry short stories, but shorter having been written for the newspapers and magazines across the U.S. and around the world in the syndicated column Life's Outtakes. From the humor of a what happens to scouts when they clean out an old shed in The Key of Togetherness to the inspiration of understanding our differences in A Neighbor Enemy, these 52 humorous and inspirational short stories (one for each week of the year) will make you laugh, reminisce, and contemplate the relationships you cherish most. Stories include:

  1. Toothaches and Painkillers
  2. When the Honeymoon Is Over
  3. The Color of Things
  4. Something to Sit On
  5. We Are Family
  6. Students' Communications 2015
  7. Ticked-Off Kickoff
  8. Who's the Boss?
  9. A Rule of Thumb-Timing is Everything
  10. An Ounce of Understanding
  11. An Evil Genius
  12. Halloween-Type Traditions
  13. A Lesson Learned
  14. A Doggone Cold Night
  15. A Thanksgiving Concert
  16. A Smelly Situation
  17. Clean, Shiny Dishes
  18. A Miracle in Disguise
  19. A New Understanding
  20. Harmony and Melody
  21. A Final Chorus
  22. Deep Snow
  23. Slime and Punishment
  24. Wrestling Challenge
  25. The Key of Togetherness
  26. Scout Logic
  27. There Are Ways
  28. Pine Nuts
  29. What Students Learned in Math Class 2016
  30. What to Look for in a Girl
  31. Standing Up for Someone
  32. Tilling Service
  33. Chariots of Tire
  34. A Good Horse
  35. A Supercharged Battery
  36. An Acidic Situation
  37. Flowers Don't Last Forever
  38. Hugs
  39. Key Comments
  40. A Neighbor Enemy
  41. Putting Down a Deposit
  42. A Perfect Advantage
  43. Good Pay
  44. Snakes
  45. Getting a Driver's License
  46. The Happiest Man on Earth
  47. Parking Plots
  48. Softball Mentality
  49. High Steak Deals
  50. Girls' Camp Bears
  51. Don't Mess with Mom
  52. Fan Club Horse Sense
Number of Pages: 132
Dimensions: 0.28 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: July 04, 2017
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