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by Kristen Bailey (Author)
Ed is a virgin. I didn't know those existed - not at our age anyway. Maybe he was so drunk that he forgot all the times he's had sex. I wish I could get that drunk.
Mia and Ed have been best friends ever since they began teaching at the same school. Ed bakes cake for the staff, Mia eats the cakes. Ed can't control his students, Mia sorts them out. Mia can't work the photocopier, Ed shows her how.
Mia's love life might be chaotic but she's totally devoted to her super-tidy, cat-owning, geeky but not bad-looking best friend. So, when Mia discovers Ed is still a virgin at twenty-eight, she decides to take matters into her own hands and teach him the skills he needs to seduce the pretty new maths teacher, Caitlin.
It's an education that involves panic-buying sex toys and buddy-watching porn, and when Ed graduates with an A+ for effort - and begins dating the perfect-on-paper Caitlin - Mia knows her work is done.
But is Caitlin as sweet as she seems? And could Mia's feelings for Ed be stronger than she realised?
A fabulously feel-good and unmissable read for fans of rom-coms by Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi McFarlane and Beth O'Leary and anyone who's seen and loved Sex Education, Teachers and When Harry Met Sally. If you've ever cringed at the memory of your first time, nursed a broken heart with wine and takeout, or fallen for a friend, you'll love this hilariously funny, sexy, heartwarming story.
What readers say about Kristen Bailey:
"Always UPBEAT, always HILARIOUS, definitely NAUGHTY, life feels that little bit brighter and your worries a little bit lighter after reading one of Kristen Bailey's novels." Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"I bloody love Kristen's books, I'm always laughing hysterically while reading. If you're looking for a sex positive, fun rom-com read with lots of laughs, cute moments and great characters then look no further." Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Kristen Bailey's books crack me up, SHE cracks me up. Her books are so funny, so real, so true." Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"You cannot walk away from a Kristen Bailey story without rolling on the floor laughing and falling in love with her quirky characters and their extremely hilarious capers." Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"One of my favourite rom-com authors of all time." Rovingbookwormng, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Oh Kristen, I absolutely LOVE your writing style! If you're ever in a reading slump or feeling a bit down, pick up a book by Kristen and you will soon be out of it!" Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Other than Sophie Kinsella, Linsey Kelk and Kirsty Greenwood no one has made me laugh this much in a long time!" Netgalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Kristen Bailey is a superb writer with a wicked sense of humour." Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"My favourite author to go to when I need a pick me up!" NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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