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by D. M. Guay (Author)
One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and a menacing army of...fat, adorable hamsters? Wait. Back up.
Lloyd Wallace has been through a lot these past few months. He's stopped the zombie apocalypse, fought off demonic possession by the deadly sin of sloth, and helped the grim reaper get his job back. All he wants is to retreat to his oasis-Okay, so it's not an oasis. It's his childhood bedroom, in his parents' house, but still-to rest and recharge. Easy, right
Nope. First, he finds a mysterious hamster with a terrible attitude and sharp teeth in his closet. Then his manager-a salty, foul-mouthed hard-partying cockroach-moves in with him. When his employee manual takes over his beanbag, and his disgraced guardian angel hides from the Lord's wrath in the closet, it's clear Lloyd's room is no longer a peaceful sanctuary. It's become a crash pad for wayward supernatural creatures.
Things outside the house are even worse. 24/7 Demon Mart is infested with hamsters. Hungry vampires are attacking people on the street, unraveling the uneasy truce between the werewolves and vampires. If they can't convince their fanged and furry neighbors to kiss and make up, the 24/7 Demon Mart crew will be caught in the middle of a war.
Can Lloyd and the Demon Mart crew maintain the delicate balance that holds the magical community together? Or will the entire neighborhood-and Lloyd's life-fall apart? And where the hell are all these hamsters are coming from?
Find out in Revenge of the Furballs: 24/7 Demon Mart 5.
Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! Two series, one hilarious adventure.
24/7 Demon Mart
The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)
Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)
Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)
Repossessed: A sinfully demonic comedy (Book 4)
Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves horror comedy (Book 5)
24/7 Demon Mart Stories
Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Special
Critters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature
24/7 Demon Mart Short Reads
Kevin vs The Mothman
Kevin vs The Loveland Frogs
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