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by John Russo (Author)
THE CULTURE WARS AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF A REANIMATED CORPSE
John Russo specializes in bringing the dead back to life.
He did it in Night of the Living Dead when he co-wrote the screenplay and played the ghoul that gets a tire iron in his head and the one who gets set on fire with a Molotov cocktail
Now he tells the "true" story of UNCLE JOHN -- a ghoul who can not only walk and talk, but can think and reason and expound intelligently about what's going on in America.
He satisfies his intellectual leanings even as he satisfies his craving for human flesh
His face is half-rotted and he suffers pangs of rigor mortis, but he still harbors his own ideas about how our society could be improved -- and why zombies should be treated more humanely.
Along the way, he becomes world-famous and gets kidnapped and held for ransom by a nefarious gang of zombie hunters.
You're sure to enjoy the action, suspense and belly laughs in MY UNCLE JOHN IS A ZOMBIE
Author Biography
With over twenty books published internationally and nineteen feature movies in worldwide distribution, John Russo has been called a "living legend." He began by co-authoring the screenplay for NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, which has become recognized as a "horror classic." His books on the art and craft of movie making have become bibles of independent production. John Russo wants people to know he's "just a nice guy who likes to scare people" - and he's done it with novels and films such as RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, MIDNIGHT, THE MAJORETTES, THE AWAKENING and HEARTSTOPPER. He has had a long, rewarding career, and he shows no signs of slowing down. For more information on John Russo, his books, movies, or official merchandise, visit www.TheJohnRusso.com. For information on MY UNCLE JOHN IS A ZOMBIE! - THE MOVIE, visit www.MyUncleJohnIsAZombie.com.
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