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by Caitlin Moran (Author)
From the New York Times bestselling author of How to Be a Woman and Moranthology comes a collection of Caitlin Moran's award-winning London Times columns that takes a clever, hilarious look at celebrities, society, and the wacky world we live in today--including three major new pieces exclusive to this book.
When Caitlin Moran sat down to choose her favorite pieces for her new book, she realized that they all shared a common theme--the same old problems and the same old ass-hats. Then she thought of the word 'Moranifesto', and she knew what she had to do...
Introducing every piece and weaving her writing together into a brilliant, seamless narrative--just as she did in Moranthology--Caitlin combines the best of her recent columns with lots of new writing unique to this book as she offers a characteristically fun and witty look at the news, celebrity culture, and society. Featuring strong and important pieces on poverty, the media, and class, Moranifesto also focuses on how socially engaged we've become as a society.
And of course, Caitlin is never afraid to address the big issues, such as Benedict Cumberbatch and duffel coats. Who else but Caitlin Moran--a true modern Renaissance woman--could deal with topics as pressing and diverse as the beauty of musicals, affordable housing, Daft Punk, and why the Internet is like a drunken toddler?
Covering everything from Hillary Clinton to UTIs, Caitlin's manifesto is an engaging and mischievous rallying call for our times.
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"I've lived through ten iOS upgrades on my Mac--and that's just something I use to muck about on Twitter. Surely capitalism is due an upgrade or two?"
When Caitlin Moran sat down to choose her favorite pieces for her new book, she realized that they all shared a common theme--the same old problems and the same old ass-hats. Then she thought of the word "Moranifesto," and she knew what she had to do. . . .
This is Caitlin's engaging and amusing rallying call for our times. Combining the best of her recent columns with new writing exclusive to this book, she deals with topics as pressing and diverse as the beauty of musicals, affordable housing, Daft Punk, and why the Internet is like a drunken toddler.
While never afraid to address the big issues of the day--such as Benedict Cumberbatch and hangovers--Caitlin also makes a passionate effort to understand our twenty-first-century society and presents us with her "Moranifesto" for making the world a better place.
The polite revolution starts here! Please.
--NPR's Fresh Air on How to Build a GirlBack Jacket
"I've lived through ten iOS upgrades on my Mac--and that's just something I use to muck about on Twitter. Surely capitalism is due an upgrade or two?"
When Caitlin Moran sat down to choose her favorite pieces for her new book, she realized that they all shared a common theme--the same old problems and the same old ass-hats. Then she thought of the word "Moranifesto," and she knew what she had to do. . . .
This is Caitlin's engaging and amusing rallying call for our times. Combining the best of her recent columns with new writing exclusive to this book, she deals with topics as pressing and diverse as the beauty of musicals, affordable housing, Daft Punk, and why the Internet is like a drunken toddler.
While never afraid to address the big issues of the day--such as Benedict Cumberbatch and hangovers--Caitlin also makes a passionate effort to understand our twenty-first-century society and presents us with her "Moranifesto" for making the world a better place.
The polite revolution starts here! Please.
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