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by R. L. Ullman (Author)
Half boy. Half vampire. All hero...
**Readers' Favorite Book Awards Winner**
Most kids have problems, but 12-year-old Bram Murray has Monster Problems! That's because he's clueless about his past, having bounced around foster care his entire life. Of course, his peculiar habits always raised eyebrows, like staying up all night and eating only red-colored food. But Bram just figured he was different. He never imagined he was the world's last living vampire-or that he was being hunted!
After escaping a werewolf ambush, Bram is recruited into a secret school for monster kids. As Bram discovers clues about his past, he learns how to harness his powers for good. Unfortunately, he just might be the most pathetic monster ever! But Bram better figure it out fast, because the Dark Ones have resurfaced, and they're searching for a powerful artifact to resurrect Count Dracula and conquer the world! Can Bram save humanity before it's too late-or will he unleash more Monster Problems?
Monster Problems is the first book in a hilarious, action-packed series that will entertain kids, middle school students, and adults. Monster Problems includes 11 illustrated character profiles.
Over 100 5-star reviews on Amazon and Goodreads.
What readers are saying:
"Hilarious and so unexpected."
"This is such a fun story. Creative and perfect for kids."
"This got my son to read and he can't wait for the next one."
"This is a book for anyone who has a soft spot for monsters."
"My kids loved it. We didn't want it to end."
"It's like Harry Potter but with a cool monster twist."
"Monster Problems is Monster Fun!"
Sink your teeth into the Monster Problems series:
- Monster Problems: Vampire Misfire
- Monster Problems 2: Down for the Count
- Monster Problems 3: Prince of Dorkness
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