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by Shelley Dorey (Author)
"You're not leaving me! I'm kicking you the hell out!"
That's what Maren was screaming at the blazing bonfire of her husband's golf clubs and clothes when Kara found her. Wayne threw her under the bus for another woman; practically a cliché for a 45 year old woman to deal with.
Kara's big sister genes kick in; her own life has just hit a wall too. She and Maren need to get the hell out of Auburn and regroup. They both needed to figure out what they're going to do with the rest of their lives.
A perfect time for a road trip. "Look," she told Maren, "Let's take a few weeks and hit the road in my RV camper." Not only could these distant sisters reconnect, it'll be fun!
In just a couple of days on the road, Maren's acting weird. Kara's sensible and straightforward, all business kid sister is now seeing auras?
Why the hell is this happening to her? Kara's always been the one who got off on this sort of 'New Agey' mumbo jumbo. Kara always wished this sort of 'out there stuff' was real-fairies, UFO's, and magic always got her off. But now? Maren's into it? What the hell's going on here?
And when Kara sees Maren moving objects with just a gesture...are they both freaking out?
"Something happened to us Maren!" Kara realizes. "That wasn't just a nightmare we woke up from this morning!"
Things go from weird to outright bizarre when they park at an RV Campground for the night. In this wooded campground they come across Werewolves, Vampires and Fae, oh my!
The Vampire's an alcoholic, the Werewolves are geriatric sex fiends and the Fairies are hard core Navy Seal tough.
Like hot flashes and mood swings wasn't enough? It's going to take a miracle for them to get through this shitstorm with their sanity intact.
Or maybe a dose of magic?
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Midlife Magical Mystery Tour is a rollicking adventure of two middle aged sisters on a once in a lifetime road trip; The first episode of 'Witch Way?' Menopause and hot flashes are the least of their challenges.
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