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by Adam Douglas (Author)
What do you get the man who has everything?Are you struggling to find the ideal present for your dad, brother, uncle or cousin? They've got everything - or at least everything you can afford! Can't get them any more novelty socks - you got them last year. Give them this book and watch them rock with laughter.
Perfect the art of Schadenfreude from your own armchair as you wonder who left the lid of the idiot box open. Laugh at the dumb and dumber from the comfort of your own toilet seat. Wonder at the stupidity of man with hilarious anecdotes spanning time and history and culture.
- "Outrageously amusing stories...."
- "We could hear my dad chortling away"
- "Put a smile on my face for hours, except when I was laughing aloud"
- "Fact is definitely stranger than fiction but a lot funnier too"
- "200 or so facts you never needed to know, but now you will never forget."
- "My uncle laughed so hard he went red, and we had to give him one of his pills"
In this book....
Hear about the time a spiritual guru steamed himself to death in a giant pot, along with some corn and steamed buns?
Or the time a president projectile vomited on a prime minister at a state banquet. Was it something they said?
Back in New York in February 1940 at the world premiere of Walt Disney's Pinocchio. Walt had hired 11 midgets, dressed them up as Pinocchio and put them on top of Radio City Music Hall. The idea was they could wave to the children entering the theatre. However, in a moment of inspiration, someone sent up alcohol with their lunch. So by the middle of the afternoon, there were 11 drunken, naked midgets cavorting on the roof and screaming obscenities at the crowd. They had to be removed by police, who carried them away in pillowcases.
As the great Professor Stephen Hawking once said, "Stupidity remains the biggest threat to mankind." No truer words have ever been spoken; so we might as well enjoy it.
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