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by B. L. Overman (Author)
Lizzy Rutherford: Alright, so... while I was out riding my horse, I smelled this heavenly aroma that got me all dizzy and super turned on. Upon sniffing my way to the source, I stumbled across this flower growing in the woods behind my family's ranch that looks like a wiener with a skirt of petals. So, what does an 18-year-old virgin high on intoxicating pheromones do immediately after discovering a fleshy glizzy flower? Something inappropriate, of course...
Oh, and the next thing she does after that? Well, she invites over her skanky bestie, the friend with a boyfriend, and the loveable prude to see what they'd do...
Plot twist: After drunken revelry turns into a wild game of seggsy double dare that makes the naughty flower erupt, all four of us get crazy sick. Then, for some reason, the males in my life-human and animal alike-start disappearing in the days that follow...
Now I can't help but wonder if there's a connection between our glizzy flower exposure and the missing guys. And if there is, that means the bad things that are happening are all because I did a bad thing with a phallic plant...
Content Warning!
Lizzy's Flower Glizzy is an erotic horror/sci-fi, splatterpunk story intended for adults who are into tentacle, monster, and Lovecraftian tales of titillation. As such, this novel contains strong language and graphic descriptions. And, for those who don't know what splatterpunk is, that means this book contains text written to elicit a certain gross-out factor, which might be disturbing to some readers. So, if that's not for you, this book might be something you want to skip. For more details, please see the content warning in the front matter of the book.
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