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by Angela V. Woodhull (Author)
"A judge can alter your life in a New York minute." 48 Hours
Get ready for a wild ride with "ANGELINA, THE POLKA QUEEN!" In this hilarious and action-packed quirky memoir, Angelina, a licensed private investigator and polka musician, finds herself embroiled in five bizarre lawsuits all at once.
Rebecca Fierle, the predatory guardian, has "legally" kidnapped Angelina's mom and embezzled her million-dollar inheritance. A crazy computer hacker out in New Mexico is cyberstalking Angelina. The Youngstown Playhouse has stolen and reworked a script she wrote. The Homeowners' Association is suing Angelina for jumping on her trampoline.
While travelling back in time with Angelina, you'll discover that every moment of her life has always been wacky -- from her birth (and first) car ride in a hearse to marrying a 19-year-old hip skateboarder. Together, Angelina and her young musician husband traveled for ten years performing comedy polka shows at nursing homes, restaurants, and college bars. Together, they appeared on the Howard Stern show, won the jackpot on "To Tell the Truth," appeared and became champs on "America's Funniest Home Videos," were interviewed live by the BBC and made world news, while Angelina ultimately appeared in the HBO movie, "Recount." All is well until Angelina finds her young husband in bed at La Quinta Motel with her "best" girlfriend. Each adventure in the book is accompanied by a sing-along song and video from Angelina's Polka Queen channel. In the end, Angelina, slays the dragons. Rebecca Fierle is arrested. The homeowners' association becomes defunct. Angelina is instrumental in getting cyberstalking laws passed in the state of New Mexico for the first time, and the Youngstown Playhouse is given a permanent "cease and desist" injunction. There is never a dull moment in "ANGELINA, THE POLKA QUEEN." From a close encounter with death when the Ninjas emerge from a convenient store they just robbed, to escaping Ohio with mom in a fast-moving RV, every moment in "It's Raining Lawsuits in My Life, and I Just Wanna Be ANGELINA, THE POLKA QUEEN!" will keep you on the edge of your seat. So, get ready to laugh, sing, and cheer as Angelina takes on the world in this unforgettable true adventure!
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