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by Elise Parsley (Author)

The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do...when you visit Santa.

If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is not talking about meeting a pirate But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right?

It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'T

Author Biography

Elise Parsley has written and illustrated the New York Times bestseller If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'T! and three other stories about Magnolia, as well as How to Catch a Clover Thief and Neck & Neck. She also illustrated The Magic Word by Mac Barnett. Elise and her family live in South Dakota, and she invites you to visit her website at eliseparsley.com.

Number of Pages: 40
Dimensions: 0.4 x 11.8 x 9.2 IN
Illustrated: Yes
Publication Date: October 16, 2018
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Quiz Name: If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!
Interest Level: Lower Grades, K-3
Reading Level: 3.5
Point Value: 0.5
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