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by Ethan T. Berlin (Author), Jimbo Matison (Illustrator)
Another "How to Draw" lesson spins hilariously out of control in this sequel to How to Draw a Happy Cat, perfect for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and Dragons Love Tacos.
Follow these simple instructions for drawing a brave chicken: Draw an oval, two dots for eyes, triangles for the beak, lines for legs, and some wings. Easy enough. But wait . . . where is the chicken? Oh, she's hiding! Maybe she needs armor to feel brave . . . so let's draw her some shiny armor. Now she's feeling brave--and she wants to chase a dragon! Oh no, Chicken! Are you sure you want to do that? Kids and adults will have a ball watching the gang from How to Draw a Happy Cat go off the rails again! Comedian and author, Ethan T. Berlin and wicked-funny illustrator Jimbo Matison team up once again in the perfect follow up to continue the fun.Author Biography
Ethan T. Berlin is the author of several picture books, including The Hugely-Wugely Spider, a Junior Library Guild Selection, I Am Not a Dog Toy, Hey, You're Not Santa!, and Hippo Park's How to Draw a Happy Cat. Ethan is an Emmy-nominated TV writer whose credits include Billy on the Street, Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, and Crank Yankers, among many others. Most recently, Ethan served as head writer and executive producer for TruTV's Paid Off, which was named as "Noteworthy" by the New York Times. He teaches comedy writing at NYU and SUNY Stonybrook.
Jimbo Matison is a self-professed creativity addict and idea maven. He has written, directed, designed, and produced comedy shows, TV commercials, and video content and has worked on a variety of creative projects for everyone from Dreamworks TV and Starbucks to Colossal Pictures and Mondo Media. He is the author-illustrator of I'm Going to Catch My Tail and the illustrator How to Draw a Happy Cat.- In stock, ready to ship
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