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by Kristie Breen (Author)
This revised and updated edition of the bestselling, profanity-laced journal includes even more snarky activities, mantras, and prompts for readers looking to say "Fuck This Shitshow" and give the world the middle finger.
Sure, being meditative and mindful sounds nice, but honestly, do you really have the energy for that? And for inner peace? You've got to be kidding. So if you're like every woman who's stressed out, trying to hold in her rage, and close to flipping the finger at the guy who just cut her off, then Fuck This Shitshow: A Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women is for you. Created by a fellow tired-ass woman and featuring prompts that are actually useful, like "Bitch Session" and "Asshole of the Day," positive affirmations reminding journalers that "Little Girls Cry, Big Girls Say Fuck" and "It's Better to Be Full of Wine than Full of Shit," and dozens of activities like "Unscramble This Shit" and "Color the Fuck," Fuck This Shitshow is the journal that every grown-ass woman needs and will want to share with her friends.Author Biography
Kristie Breen is the author of the Fuck This Shitshow series of journals and planners. After juggling the bullshit that comes with being an avid hockey mom to three boys and balancing a nine-to-five, Kristie would often find comfort in venting to her besties with some profanity-laced rants and a glass of wine. Having spent her earlier days in publishing, Kristie decided to harness her alter-ego and launch her first journal, Fuck This Shitshow: A Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women. Kristie continues to spend the majority of her time freezing her ass off in hockey rinks, cheering on her boys from the stands, and even enjoying an occasional date night with her husband.
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