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by Sarina Dorie (Author)
Adult Warning: These stories contain randy robots, naughty fairies and lawyers who fantasize about Star Trek.
This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest science fiction stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:
- Debbie Does Delta Draconis
- Eels for Heels
- Roborotica
- The Optimist Police
- Lady Chatterley's Computer
Sarina Dorie is a published author who has sold over a 150 short stories to markets like Analog, Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Daily Science Fiction, and Orson Scott Card's IGMS. She has won multiple RWA awards for her novels, and has won the Allasso Humor Award and the Penn Cove Literary Award multiple times.
Author Biography
As a child, Sarina Dorie dreamed of being an astronaut/archeologist/fashion designer/illustrator/writer. After years of dedication and hard work, most of Sarina's dreams have come true; in addition to teaching art, she is an author/copywriter/artist/fashion designer/belly dancer/teacher. She has taught English overseas in South Korea and in the JET program in Japan, where she felt like an alien much of the time which inspired numerous stories. She has shown her art internationally and sold illustrations to magazines and currently works as a high school art teacher. Sarina's paranormal romance novel, SILENT MOON, published by Soulmate Publishing, won second place in the Duel on the Delta Contest, second place in the Golden Rose, third place in the Winter Rose Contest and third in the Ignite the Flame Contest. Her alien versus Puritan love story, DAWN OF THE MORNING STAR is to come out next year with Wolfsinger Publications. Her unpublished novel, WRATH OF THE TOOTH FAIRY won first place in the Golden Claddagh and in the Golden Rose contests. She has sold over 90 stories to magazines and anthologies including the Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction (F & SF), Analog, Daily Science Fiction, Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show, Cosmos, and Abyss and Apex to name a few. Now, if only Jack Sparrow asks her to marry him, all her dreams will come true. www.sarinadorie.com
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