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by Gloson Teh (Author)
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Most poetry books are written by adults, but this one is written by a kid (Gloson), which makes it extraordinary! It is written from child's perspective. Reading these funny poems is like eating potato chips - you won't want to stop till you finish it!
Containing 20 wacky poems, this humorous poetry book is made specially for kids and also those who love fun. These creative and imaginative poems will surely tickle your funny bone!
Gloson's colorful and vivid illustrations make reading extremely fun. Different styles of presentation keep boredom at bay!
You will learn about why you should clean your room, what you shouldn't forget on a picnic, why you shouldn't drink tea while driving a car, why you shouldn't bring home an elephant, and more!
So, get ready to jump into this exciting poetry book and smile, giggle, and laugh!
Author Biography
Gloson Teh is a 15-year-old funny poet and a blogger from Malaysia. He was born on Jan 3, 1998. In his free time, he likes to write poetry, compose music, blog, make films, and write his biographies in the third person. Gloson's writing style is imaginative, dramatic, artistic, and simple. He likes to rhyme with silliness and use some redundant redundancy. He likes to write about funny incidents, exaggerated ideas, and unexpected unexpectedness! OK, enough with the redundant redundancy. Anyway, Gloson has been writing poetry since the age of 9, after he discovered funny poetry on the Internet. Because those poems were so funny, he was inspired to write his own. Ever since then, Gloson has been writing to bring joy to children and brighten people's days. His biggest accomplishments are amusing the Malaysian Prime Minister and his wife with one of his poems and being recognized officially as the Youngest Published Poet in Malaysia. He also occasionally makes poet visits to schools and acts out his poems animatedly to make many kids creative and imaginative. Perhaps, in the future, he would blog about his funny poetry film accompanied by self-composed background music! Who knows? If you would like to read more of Gloson's poetry, you can visit his website, www.poetrytalents.com.
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