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by N. Nosirrah (Author)
A delusional memoir of the author's unrelenting investigation into the erotic, which many would consider absurdist satire but the few recognize as the deepest truth.
Follow along with N. Nosirrah as he finds the flow of love in every encounter with the farcical characters he meets on the road to self-knowledge, heart break and the merger with the transcendental he calls Chronic Eros.
To understand what this masterpiece points to, you must immerse yourself so deeply in your desires, into your shadow, into your unknown places, and go where you dare not go in your own fractured psyche, so that the outer becomes the inner and the inner the outer, and, then, you can absolutely get what you want. Beware, when you get what you want, you also get what you don't want.
Author Biography
N. Nosirrah is a writer and philosopher who asks his readers to question their existence, God's existence, and in particular, Nosirrah's existence. He has said that those who understand his writings have no need to meet him, those who do not, also have no reason to meet him, and those who need to meet him have no need to read his writings.
He resides in a vast but discontinuous universe where he writes fascinating cryptic novellas for a small, rabid following of readers old enough to know better but unable to help themselves or anyone else.A renowned mystic, Nosirrah claimed he was a student of the ancient arts of the Kama Sutra as practiced at the Erotic Temples of Khajuraho, where he flunked out based on lack of personal hygiene, but not before studying material on the Ben-Rydding Gymnastics System as well as Judo Grappling Techniques, all of which merged in Nosirrah's undivided consciousness, creating what many have called the deepest understanding of the Erotic that humankind has ever known. Nosirrah maintained that his command of Eros and his resulting overwhelming magnetism was sourced in his non-existence.
He is considered by his followers as perhaps the most notable writer and speaker of the past century on the Way of the Mystic, while his critics insist that the man is functionally illiterate, a fraud and possibly a lunatic. Nosirrah himself maintains that since neither he, his fans, nor his critics exist, he is therefore in an unknowable state beyond any form of praise or critique.
N. Nosirrah is the author of four other books: God Is an Atheist, Practical Obsession, Nothing from Nothing, and 2013: How to Profit from the Prophets in the Coming End of the World.
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