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Check, Please!: Dating, Mating, and Extricating - Paperback

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by Janice Dickinson (Author)

Supermodel Janice Dickinson's over-the-top quest for Mr. Right is a hilarious rollercoaster of famous names, outrageous stories, and vicarious thrills.

The inimitable, outrageous Janice Dickinson--America's first supermodel and the bestselling author of No Lifeguard on Duty and Everything About Me Is Fake... And I'm Perfect--now serves up her most scintillating kiss and tell-all yet in Check, Please Loaded with uncensored dish on her dating sagas and her stranger-than-fiction bedroom adventures, Check, Please shows Dickinson as a real life Samantha Jones, and three decades at the top of the fast-track, glamorous world of modeling have given her a wealth of juicy stories.

Dickinson dissects nearly 100 dates over a 25-year span--each one more jaw-droppingly outrageous than anything Jackie Collins could dream up. (There's the Big Pharma billionaire, for example, who blurts out his fantasy of having Swarovski crystals shoved in every orifice before they've finished the first course of their first date--a declaration that forces Dickinson to quickly abandon the fantasy of “free botox forever” that he'd inspired in her.) Dickinson's dates also reflect the changing times and the evolution of what she's looking for in a man. From the unfettered hedonism of the 80s, a decade spent in white-hot one night stands and steamy affairs, to her heightened desire to find Mr. Right during the 90s, to her current state of play, Check, Please is a fun, over-the-top vicarious thrill ride--with a core that's highly relatable.

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The outrageous Janice Dickinson--star of TV's The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, bestselling author, and glam girl extraordinaire--now brings her patented blend of hard-won romantic wisdom and diva chic to her first-ever dating guide. Loaded with uncensored dish on her romantic sagas--and her stranger-than-fiction bedroom adventures--Check, Please! unveils Janice's dating dos and don'ts, culled from her three decades at the top of the fast-track world of modeling, and a rich, racy life of dating, mating, and extricating. With the same voracious charm that propelled her into the arms of some of America's most eligible bachelors, here Janice shares her secrets to landing men, loving them, and letting them go. From first dates and old flames to primping, cheating, and sizing things up, Check, Please! is a girl's guide to an irreverent, extravagant love life.

Some titillating tips from Check, Please!

Lesson #2: Wanna Get a Guy's Attention? Ignore Him!
Lesson #13: If He's Got His Eye on the Door, He's Already Halfway Through It
Lesson #28: Don't Do Anyone You Might Regret
Lesson #40: It's Okay to Want More, More, More
Lesson #47: Don't Follow Trends--Start Them

Number of Pages: 288
Dimensions: 0.73 x 9.02 x 6.18 IN
Publication Date: June 27, 2023
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