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by Kristen Bailey (Author)
It's normal to prefer getting a filling at the dentist to spending time with your husband, right?
I thought I was sorted on the life front. I was a heart surgeon with a loving partner and two gorgeous little girls. Except my husband's version of 'loving' is lying, cheating and sleeping his way around London. Which means I definitely deserve a refund.
Unfortunately, moving on isn't that simple. Just because I know how to operate on a heart doesn't mean I know how to fix my broken one. Plus, I lost the receipt for him years ago so I'm definitely getting short changed.
But now I'm single, am I ready to mingle? There are a few minor issues:
- The last time I went on a date double denim was in fashion and my eyebrows were horrendously overplucked.
- Men wear stupidly skinny jeans now.
- I don't know how to use dating apps but at least I don't have to get changed out of my pyjamas.
- Sometimes the most promising thing you have in common with a guy is a shared love of prawns.
- I don't know whether to open a date with 'hi' or 'hello' or 'hey' and once I ended up saying 'howdy'.
Everything happens for a reason, they say. There's plenty more fish in the sea. But what happens when everything falls apart and you haven't got a clue how to go fishing?
An absolutely hilarious and utterly relatable tale for anyone who has ever survived a nightmare relationship, felt a little lonely or nursed a broken heart with wine and carbs. This feel-good novel will get you back on your feet and genuinely laughing out loud. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella.
Readers love Kristen Bailey:
'Absolutely hilarious Seriously, I haven't been able to put this one down ... I have not stopped laughing... One of those books which is perfect after a stressful day because you are guaranteed to laugh out loud... Loved it... Devoured this book in just a few hours... Impossible to put down.' Little Miss Book Lover 87, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'One of the funniest books I have read. Ever ... I absolutely LOVED this.' Star Crossed Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'I can't even count all of the times I burst out laughing... I laughed so hard my cat jumped out of his bed scared out of his mind and gave me an evil look for disturbing his sleep... If you love a good laugh-out-loud story full of heart, love and banter and are not afraid to be that crazy person in public laughing like a total maniac, then this is definitely the book for you ' Sinfully Wicked Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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