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by Andi Ewington (Author), Rhianna Pratchett (Author), Calum Alexander Watt (Illustrator)
Hilarious collection of Dungeons & Dragons-themed pet jokes by acclaimed comics creators Andi Ewington, Rhianna Pratchett, Calum Alexander Watt and Alex de Campi
What if your pets could play D&D? And what if they were... kind of jerks about it? If there are two things all geeks love, it's roleplaying games, and their pets. So why not fuse the two? It's time to grab your dice, dust off that character sheet, and let your cat or dog (or guinea pig, or iguana, or budgie) accompany you on an epic adventure! It'll be great! ... unless you have pets like these.Author Biography
Andi Ewington is a writer who has written numerous comic titles including Forty-Five45, S6X, Sunflower, Red Dog, Dark Souls II, Just Cause 3, Freeway Fighter, and Vikings. Andi lives in Surrey, England with his wife, two children and a plethora of childhood RPGs and 'Choose Your Own Adventure' gamebooks he refuses to part with. He's usually found on Twitter as @AndiEwington.
Rhianna Pratchett has been a professional writer for 18 years. In 2007 her work on Heavenly Sword was nominated for a BAFTA and a year later she won a Writers' Guild of Great Britain 'Best Videogame Script' award for Overlord. She also wrote the Tomb Raider: The Beginning comics with Dark Horse and the 6-part Mirror's Edge miniseries with DC Comics and works with the IGDA Writers' Special Interest Group, the Writers' Guild of Great Britain and BAFTA Games to help improve games narrative and the lot of games writers everywhere. Rhianna currently lives in London, with a couple of neurotic tabbies. True to British form, she drinks a lot of tea. Calum Alexander Watt is a freelance concept artist and illustrator working in the entertainment industry. He has created costume concepts for Neill Blomkamp (Alien and Zygote), Lucasfilm (Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Solo: A Star Wars Story), character designs for Pixar (Lightyear) and storyboarded for Blur Studios and Tim Miller (Terminator and Love, Death and Robots). He lives and works in the UK, somewhere near the sea with his wife, twin daughters and 2.9 cats. Alex de Campi is a thriller writer with an extensive backlist of critically-acclaimed graphic novels including Eisner-nominated heist noir Bad Girls (Simon & Schuster). Her most recent books were pulp horror graphic novel Dracula, Motherf**ker (Image Comics), sci-fi thriller Madi: Once Upon A Time in the Future co-written with Duncan Jones (Z2 Comics), and True War Stories, an anthology of soldiers' deployment tales. She is on most social media as @alexdecampi- ✔ Authenticity Guaranteed — Verified Designer Goods
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