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by Brass Monkey (Author), Galison (Author)
GUIDE BOOK - Any old travel guide can tell you about the Grand Canyon in Arizona, but what about Joann's Gum Wrapper Museum that's in a pink shed behind her house? This handy guide will point out the best (and strangest) attractions in all 50 states-with plenty of space to map and journal your adventures to everything from National Parks to small town tourist traps.
VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a spot varnished hardcover and 417 unique pages of attractions. The book features wonderful illustrations and detailed descriptions of all the must see sights and hidden gems in each state, from national parks to local landmarks.
GIFT IT UP - Whether you're planning a road trip or just looking for inspiration for your next adventure, the Bored In The USA is the ultimate resource for exploring all the attractions that America has to offer. The book makes a great gift for seasoned travelers or for those who are looking for a unique and unforgettable adventure. This guidebook is the perfect companion for exploring both the weird and the wonderful side of America.
Brass Monkey - We're the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.
Author Biography
Brass Monkey Vintage-inspired Smartassery Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.
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