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by Matt Groening (Author)
In the sixth volume of the Vault of SimpsonologyTM series, Bart Simpson--as his alter-ego Bartman--gives advice on how to be the ultimate superhero.
An expert of stealth and cunning-especially when it comes to getting out of school-Bartman, the revered superhero and alter-ego of the one and only Bart Simpson, is a master of his craft. Lucky for us, he's also a bit of a braggart, always willing to share his secrets and tricks . . . for the right price. Chock-full of humor, daring advice, and interactive collectibles, Bartman: The Hero's Handbook grants readers the tools needed to take down the evils of society and save the day. Told from the point-of-view of the colossus of costumed calamity himself, this is the ultimate guide for superheroes-in-training eager to take their skills to the next level--and avoid detention.Back Jacket
From the third story belfry at the First Church of Springfield to the polluted dock pilings at the South Street Squidport to the twin cooling towers of the nuclear power plant, one lone sentry stands watch over his citySpringfield s very own Dark MiteBartman! But you say you have a town, village, or rural farm district that is need of a protector, too? Then let the Purple Paladin guide you through the ins and outs of keeping your hometown safe both day and night! Look to the skies . . . and in this book! Bartman has come to your rescue to point out the supplies you ll need to meet the demands of any and every superhero!"
Author Biography
Matt Groening is the creator of the longest-running comedy in television history...The Simpsons. It exploded into a cultural phenomenon in 1990 and has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. He followed it with his creation of the hit sci-fi series Futurama, currently one of the top-rated shows on Comedy Central. As a cartoonist, Groening began his "Life in Hell" weekly comic strip series in the 1980s, which he concluded in 2012. He lives in Southern California.
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