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by Douglas E. Brown (Author), Kaori A. Brown (Author)
Canines share their favorite capers
* Kody relates how he flooded his entire home
* Cleo explains the many uses for oil paint
* Duke shares his method of harassing the police
You'll rethink banishing Rex to the basement after you've spent a few minutes with Bad Dog True Tales of Trouble Only a Best Friend Can Get Away With. This hilarious compendium of stories, shared by the offenders themselves, is guaranteed to make readers laugh out loud. Bad Dog features the best of the Bad Dog Chronicles, a Web site created in 1996 for canine Webmasters. Dogs on the net tell of their proudest momentsofrom trashing furniture, stealing steaks and ireadjustingi the plumbing. Every dog lover will relate to the writers' well-earned pride in their accomplishments, and the damages incurred. The book's tear-out card lets you vote for your favorite bad dog, with prizes for the voters who win the contest.
Doug Brown's Web site, Baddogs.com, grew out of his posting the story of his own bad dog. The site has become a smash with Web Interactive, Websight Magazine, Yahoo Internet Life Magazine, and many others. Mr. Brown has selected the very best of Baddogs.com for Howell.
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I loved this book so much...I ate it!"" --Chelsea, a German Shepherd Dog from Freehold, New Jersey
""Here are the heroes of our time, in their own words...an inspirational book for dogs everywhere. A must-read."" --Pepper, a Schnauzer from Bloomington, Indiana
""I laughed, I cried, I peed on the couch!"" --Muffin, a Poodle from New York City
You will rethink banishing Fido to the basement after you've spent a few minutes with Bad Dog! True Tales of Trouble Only a Best Friend Can Get Away With. This hilarious compendium of stories, shared by the offending canines themselves, is guaranteed to make readers laugh out loud. Bad dogs recount their proudest moments--trashing furniture, stealing steaks, and ""readjusting"" the plumbing. Every dog owner will relate to the writers' well-earned pride in their accomplishments and the damages in""curr""ed by their owners. Readers can even vote for their favorite bad dog!
Author Biography
DOUG BROWN'S website, Baddogs.com, grew out of his posting the story of his own bad dog. The site became a smash hit with Web surfers, receiving rave reviews from Website Magazine, Yahoo Internet Life Magazine, and many others. The Browns have selected the very baddest bad dogs from Baddogs.com for Howell.
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