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by Tim Savage (Author)
2015 San Francisco Book Festival Honorable Mention Flying saucers
Rampaging monsters
Genetically modified super geniuses
Forbidden love between a pop singer and her alien romeo
It's Attack of the Vyperians in thrilling 2-D
When a race of alien octopuses arrives to "befriend with benefits" Earth's women, a motley collection of humans find themselves thrown into a war zone of giant monsters, ancient enemies, and horny interplanetary beings that just can't keep their tentacles to themselves.
James "Crash" Jefferson - Cable TV adventure show host. Egomaniac. Emmy award winner. Irresponsible lover. The only person banned from South Africa for choking a giraffe to death during a Make-A-Wish trip, Crash is his own biggest advocate and worst enemy at the same time. Pulled across the planet by forces he doesn't understand, Crash does what Crash does best - swing hard and let others clean up the mess.
Jennica - As a global pop music superstar, Jennica secretly wishes for nothing more than to wrest control of her own life from those that want only to use her as a pawn to profit from. Unfortunately, the exact opposite happens yet again as she becomes the vessel of choice for the Vyperians' devious plan.
Dr. Frank Faraday - Pushed from childhood to be the next super-genius scientist extraordinaire, Frank Faraday recieved his first PhD at age 20 and then subsequently suprised everyone around him by disappearing off the grid. For the first time in his life, Dr. Faraday had a taste of freedom as he left the stresses and pressures of his past life behind him. Until, that is, a secret organization made him an offer he should have refused.
A science fiction comedy born from a love of the golden age of ridiculously awesome monster movies, "Attack of the Vyperians" will capture your attention from the first page and keep it all the way to the second. Uh, end. I meant end. How do I go back? How do I edit? Hello?
Author Biography
Tim Savage has been, among other things, a radio personality, a comedian, a performance artist, and a stolen computer chip salesman in Compton. From photos to essays to videos, his creative work has been enjoyed by millions of people worldwide and includes the popular character "Skweezy," the hopeless yet lovable anti-hero. Tim currently lives in Portland.
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