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by Jeff Slutsky (Author)
This book is a joke. Literally. It is over 130 "blank" pages because there are NO reasons why the Minnesota Vikings are better than the Green Bay Packers If you feel the same way, you must buy this book. Proudly display it on your coffee table or on your bookshelf. It makes the perfect gift for your friends who feel that same way you do. (or gag gift for your Minnesota friends.) It is a very quick read. Recommend it to everyone you know. (More Books By Jeff: http: //www.allthereasons.net)
Author Biography
Jeff Slutsky's is a motivational speaker and expert on communications. His keynote speech: INFLUENCE BOOSTER, gives your success a shot in the arm with his new, maximum strength motivational speech. This entertaining program is infused with all-natural street-savvy ideas and hilarious anecdotes that empowers your people to succeed during these hyper stressful times. Let Slutsky immunize your group from results-deficiency and anemic performance.
While laughter may be the best medicine, today's environment demands that humor be enhanced with equal parts: content, audience interaction and practical, proven ideas for those who suffer from mild to moderate apathy. That's why the new and improved, INFLUENCE BOOSTER, keynote speech, is now available without a prescription and ready to be administered at your meeting or convention. Ask your meeting planner if Slutsky's INFLUENCE BOOSTER, is right for you. Use only as directed. Side effects may include:WARNING: If these symptoms persist for more than 72 hours, immediately call other clients and suggest Slutsky's course of treatment for their group. "This is the fourth time we've worked with Jeff and he was better than ever! Very funny, great content, engaging and easy to work with." -- Michael Jeffreys, CEO, Seminars on Demand See Jeff Demo Video: www.slutskydemo.com Call or Email Today for Fees and Availabilities. phone: 800-758-8759 (800-SLUTSKY) email: gina@streetfightermarketing.com web: www.streetfightermarketing.com
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