A Game Of Kooky Drones: A funny Game of Thrones parody book that'll solve any animosity you have with the iconic HBO series, season 8, and lon - Paperback

by Hugh Kelly (Author)

A Game of Kooky Drones is a humorous parody book of the long running HBO series. From an author, Hugh Kelly, who has trained and performed improvisational comedy at the venerated Second City, Washington Improv Theater, and has recently co-authored "How To Write Funnier," which was authored by Scott Dikkers, founder and longtime editor of The Onion, the quintessential humor publication.KIND OF LIKE THE BOOKS AND HBO'S GAME OF THRONES SERIES EXCEPT REPLACED WITH THE ENERGY, CHUCKLES, AND YUK-YUK'S OF A STEPHEN COLBERT INTERVIEW Have you ever wondered how to square up with yet also satisfy your overwhelming desire to control the fate of your favorite characters Are you feverishly missing the iconic HBO series more than your real or imaginary children Have you needed to laugh at edgy humor as the very real and crushing debt of everyday life has made you go, "Hey, wait a minute " every now and again? Yes If you thought no, you still answered yes. Well, A Game of Kooky Drones, a comedy fantasy book, seeks to satiate your control issues and render them null and void as they are replaced with very, very real tears of laughter. Join your favorite fantasy warriors such as Jhaleesi, Daria Tart, Don Pho, Queen Have Mersei, Rihanna, and the rest of the denizens in Ming's Branding and beyond as they seek vengeance taking on a foe more bitter than a fire breathing dragon: the soul crushing expectations of a fan-base needing to be satisfied Excerpt (c) Reprinted by permission/ All rights reservedChapter 3: Were hiring: Winterwall's Military Industrial Complex Seeks Experienced Whistleblower Winterwall's Military-Industrial Complex's mission from the very beginning was to broaden the scope of power through intergalactic globalization by way of the acquisition and trade of weaponry/arms amongst Ming's Branding imbeciles. We dedicate ourselves to providing inaccurate, manipulative, and permanently scarring information to the wrong dumb-dumbs at the right time. This is so we can act with confidence in our ability to burn to the ground what little is left on this tired soil. Winterwall's Military-Industrial Complex is often regarded as an industry leader on abject failure and carnage for the sake of transient power plays; thus, we seek passion in incompetence and destruction in our team members.Winterwall's Military-Industrial Complex is seeking Whistleblower Development Associates (WDA) to join our ever-growing cluster headaches. As a WDA, you will be an integral part of the New Business team that will identify and contact future Whistleblowers, whether they are leaking information related to confidential government secrets or Popeyes Chicken recipes. The WDA role is ideal for candidates driven by bitterness looking to expose that cheating bastard that screwed them over for a promotion at their previous job. We are also looking for candidates who are willing to channel the energy that would have inevitably manifested into a workplace shooting to merely replace that same energy with becoming sniveling, runny nose tattle tale snitches.What You'll Do: -Stare mindlessly at a Dell Inspiron Desktop for 14 hours a day before momentarily dreaming of putting a revolver to your head and ending it all-Watch The Insider over and over again to seamlessly inhabit your role like the cutesy little character actor that you are (and will need to be when you're eventually exposed as an informant and find yourself dangling headfirst over the balcony of a 5th floor walkup)-Practice a stoic soliloquy about Zesteros espionage or whatever bullshit you can muster up to keep your co-workers toddler entertained during bring your kid to work day.-Hope, pray, and vapidly delude yourself into truly believing your little power-tripping facade doesn't actually lead to dire consequences for humanity at large.