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by Anna Konik (Author)
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You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas
If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom.
Who you can give it to as a Christmas present:
- You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it
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- P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift.
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